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Remember:

No matter how much someone annoys you, they are _edible_.

Don't think of how irritated you are by them. Think about:

1. How to kill them
2. Ways to butcher the human carcass
3. Recipes for "long pork"

This not only calms the mind but prepares you for when the SHTF and you are gonna hafta eat people just to have enough energy to shoot back at the rioters.

“Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you.”

wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535

From early in the pandemic:

Someone left an N95 mask and a pump bottle of hand sanitizer inside their car, in plain sight.

Wrote a note explaining that if you're outside the car, you need to be wearing both.

I put it right on the steering wheel where they can't miss it, after I broke in to steal that stuff.

Andy Ihnatko

“The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.”
― Terry Pratchett

This week on Serious Trouble, Dominion rises and Fox falls, a reference to the Old Ones, and goats

serioustrouble.show/p/goats-do

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