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Remember:

No matter how much someone annoys you, they are _edible_.

Don't think of how irritated you are by them. Think about:

1. How to kill them
2. Ways to butcher the human carcass
3. Recipes for "long pork"

This not only calms the mind but prepares you for when the SHTF and you are gonna hafta eat people just to have enough energy to shoot back at the rioters.

“Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence. Suspect your own motives, and all excuses. Do not live for others any more than you would expect others to live for you.”

wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535

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