Benzie's gang ✅ @rdaily@qoto.org

It is I, Kenny Raincloud, the disemboweler of hope, here to dash your recusal dreams.

https://popehat.substack.com/p/thats-not-how-recusal-works-thats

3 yo at 4 am; "What are those black circles round your eyes, Daddy? You should sleep more."

Me: this horror show is gonna be amazing

Friends: *pausing in the doorway* will you PLEASE just call it babysitting

This day in history. 1962. Three escaped Alcatraz inmates perished when an amorous humpback whale took a liking to their inflatable raft of raincoats.

My neighbour’s wind chimes sound so much more relaxing now that I’ve set fire to them.

Should Jack Smith prosecute Donald Trump even if he’s likely to lose and even if it could have terrible consequences?

https://popehat.substack.com/p/jack-smith-donald-trump-and-the-kobayashi

EPISODE FOR EMERGENT SITUATION

https://www.serioustrouble.show/p/big-boy-federal-felonies?sd=pf#details

Overheard:

"What’s with all the orange smoke?" asked Piglet.

"Oh, that's Trump's ass getting burned by the Rule of Law,” replied Pooh.

Here’s The Unsealed Indictment Over Donald Trump’s Handling Of Classified Documents https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-indictment-classified-documents-unsealed_n_6482be87e4b048eb910e436d?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Scotsman walks into a bar in Canada, and there’s a huge stuffed head on the wall.

‘What’s that?' He asks.

‘It’s a moose', comes the reply.

"Christ! How big are the cats around here?"