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[Therapy]

Me: "What do you mean I have 'boundary issues'?"

Therapist (gently pushing me off his lap): "Why don't you put some clothes on & we'll talk about it?"

Conservatives: This shouting down of speakers is outrageous and a violation of free speech norms!

Me: Yes!

Conservatives: That’s exactly why we have to ban all DEI!

Me: Ye…wait what

Conservatives: This will continue to happen until the schools are purged of the wrongthinkers by a holy cleansing fire!

Me: I always forget what you guys are like

So close. Hand towel almost folded by itself in the dryer. 😉

[ ICU training for physician shortages ]

me: ok so when it beeps like that, does that mean I need to adjust the settings? Is it ready to do some breathing?

ICU doc:

me:

ICU doc: it means your food is done, that’s a microwave

Dr Shadowgazer

Four semesters of calculus in college, in a long ago time...

RIP Sir Terry. My Hero x
Sir Terence David John "Terry" Pratchett, OBE (28 April 1948 – 12 March 2015)

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