Now that we're all gathering here where the idea is to be nice to each other, let me toot about a 1-page "paper" (not mine!) of Haldun Ozaktas that I just love. Its premises capture the ideal social media mentality so well, and then a moderately silly analysis follows (which is how I like my maths, sometimes). http://www.ee.bilkent.edu.tr/~haldun/young/foolrev.pdf
Also credit where credit is due: I don't think the author is on Mastodon but he exists: http://www.ee.bilkent.edu.tr/~haldun/
Professor at the Mathematics department of Federal University of ABC, Brazil (metro region of São Paulo)
Interdisciplinary research on mathematical biology
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