scallion @scallion@qoto.org
Tastes great with eggs.
Joined Feb 2021
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@coolboymew I've read "my idiot furry son" and I went into high alert for incoming cringe
@fristi start by not using the big monopoly search engine lol
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@borrof @mangeurdenuage @Terry @kotik @georgia @sjw @fluffy @emilis @PonyPanda @allison
Awesome, some actual fucking culture
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tested new haircut by hitting on random girls on the street
seems effective
seems effective
@PonyPanda our father taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
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It's the strangest thing but as of now, all the men who are closest to me in my life are conspicuously attractive.
Sometimes I feel like I'm in a gay porno.
Sometimes I feel like I'm in a gay porno.
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Wow, Microsoft word suggests for me to use “a single parent” instead of “a single mother” because it’s more “inclusive” 🙄
Tastes great with eggs.
Joined Feb 2021
