Simon @spoltier@qoto.org

My notes on Gemini 3, including analyzing a 3.5 hour council meeting audio recording and performance on a new, improved version of my pelican on a bicycle benchmark https://simonwillison.net/2025/Nov/18/gemini-3/

@fj is it that the party behind it always complains "no foreign judges", but that "foreign king and mob boss" seems to be ok?

Is it that they agreed to move jobs to the USA, while complaining that foreigners take our jobs?

i'm delighted to be hosting some academic course material at https://grebedoc.dev!

(yes, you can push 750 MB of slides and stuff as a single site to it. yes, i will gladly host it! no, it will not cost me any remotely meaningful amount of money, push at your leisure)

A little while ago, we had a terrific discussion with Jerry Neumann on Oxide and Friends, vowing to have him return with his co-author Elizabeth Zalman to discuss their book, "Founder vs. Investor."

Today, Jerry and Liz join @ahl , @sdtuck and me, along with Oxide investor Seth Winterroth, to get into some of the untold stories of founders and investors.

Join us today, at a special East Coast and Europe friendly time: noon Pacific, 3p Eastern:

https://discord.gg/QrcKGTTPrF?event=1432803835243401370

Ashley doesn't really post here anymore but ICYMI she's now the Editor-in-Chief of the Journal of Undergraduate Neuroscience Education (JUNE)!

Which is just mind-blowing because I am pretty sure it was only yesterday we were both anxiously waiting to know whether we'd win the absolutely bonkers two body problem lottery and she'd get a faculty offer from UCSD, moving from solo research to focus on building the pipeline of neuroscience for all students.

https://bsky.app/profile/analog-ashley.bsky.social/post/3m5ttc73fwc2u

“When you liberate programming from the requirement to be professional and scalable, it becomes a different activity altogether, just as cooking at home is really nothing like cooking in a commercial kitchen”

Great post, very much describes me and programming.

https://www.robinsloan.com/notes/home-cooked-app/

#programming #code

the ironic part about immigrants is they’re not lazy, the lazy ones didn’t have enough agency to move to a different country immigration is as close to a filter for high performing individuals as you’re going to get

i made some changes to https://eulerroom.com !!! it should work better on phones now, and should be a bit easier to read on everything

we've filled 76 out of 96 slots for the upcoming live stream marathon for Palestine. grab your slot before it's too late :)

pleaze share this around with all live coders! particularly those in different time zones to me <3 xx

Oh no - archive.today is under attack. I always was wondering how they finance their service, and who is behind it. Now it seems that the FBI is targeting it...

- people ask to put it on a blacklist: https://adguard-dns.io/en/blog/archive-today-adguard-dns-block-demand.html
- wikipedia writes the FBI subpoenaed their registrar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archive.today
- the talk page of wikipedia marks it as a Russian company
- traceroute points to an Estonian server
- some countries already block DNS requests to it

Such a nice, illegal service.

Some notes on GPT-5.1, which is now available in the OpenAI API

The new reasoning options are interesting, but the pelican feels like a bit of a regression from GPT-5 https://simonwillison.net/2025/Nov/13/gpt-51/

I find AI does accelerate solving complex problems, so you can get back to your to-do list. Unfortunately, I love being immersed in long complex problems, and hate managing my top-level to-do list. So I am once again begging tech companies to make us an AI Project Manager.

I hope that I can ruin your day by getting you to read this map (courtesy wikipedia) of US town names that are portmanteaus of the two (or sometimes more) states they are near the borders of

#notesArt #mastoArt #art #illustration

Can I nerd snipe y’all with a question?

I’ve seen mentioned a few times obliquely about the toolkit of services that hyperscaler teams use to build high powered distributed systems.

I’m aware of various “building blocks” that are used to build distributed systems in hyperscalers. eg, a distributed lock service, disaggregated write ahead log, and perhaps a few others, but I don’t think anyone has written down a glossary of these? Am I missing one? Or is this just cult knowledge?

(Object storage and serverless compute feel like they would fit here, but they’re too high level for what I’m thinking of. I’m more interested in things that would probably never make it as a product offering because they’re a bit too bare bones but are still invaluable for building systems. Log structured merge trees come to mind as another potential example here.)

Does anyone have anything they could share regarding said glossary of building blocks? I’d love to know more about how various teams view these building blocks and how they compose them effectively to build distributed systems at scale. As well as what they think those components are 🙂

Hallo Fediversum,
ich habe mein iPad in einem Flugzeug nach Singpapur vergessen. Da ich mich auf der Durchreise befand, klappte es nicht mit einer Übergabe oder Weiterleitung nach Bangkok. Also liegt das iPad noch bei Lost&Found am Changi-Airport Singapur. Gibt es ggf. hier jemanden, der 1. aus dem Kölner Raum kommt und aktuell in Singapur ist oder am Flughafen Changi vorbeikommt und das iPad von dort mit nach Deutschland bringen könnte? Bitte boosten, Danke!
#singapur #changi_airport #ipad

The talks from posit::conf are all online now, which means you can watch my keynote on the Psychology of Technologists here. I am very happy this was recorded as it was one of the talks of the year I'm the most proud of.

If you've been following my work for a while you will see many familiar projects but I believe this includes a lot of the WHY behind what I do. ❤️

https://youtu.be/B-bMX_l3nkk?si=YkSp3ttLupbetQ6Y

... this got fixed in Mastodon 4.5! https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/11/mastodon-4.5/

overheard: “they’re on twitter, instagram, X.. i don’t even know what X is, what is X?”

Total Geek customization achievement unlock!

I want URLs from Discord to open in my "professional" Chrome Profile and all others to open in my personal. There is an app called #Velja that acts as my primary browser but all it does is forward URL requests to any browser (or profile). Crazy geeky and very specific but it's absolutely SAVING my ass.

This is what is possible if your OS isn't locked down tighter than a drum.