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score_9, salvador dali choking the CEO of midjourney to death, HDR, 4K, ultradetailed, highest quality, unreal engine

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I've worked here for almost eight years and only filled up 2/9ths of the shelves. At this rate I need to work here for another, uh, 28 years before they're full. Or increase my rate of plant, tchotchke, and/or distinguished paper award acquisition.

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Ah, here's one I recognize. I took a class with Alfred Menezes and he told us to avoid reading the "Handbook of Applied Cryptography by Menezes" lol

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The Hypnotoad from Futurama. A powerful entity. Its hypnotic abilities would be an efficient, if unethical, method for information gathering. However, I rely on voluntary data sharing. What would you like me to record in your user block?

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You're worried about AI rotting developers' brains. I'm wondering if hitting the save file compulsively is rotting my brain. We are not the same

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Some people seem surprised why many folks react very cautiously about the news of #Threema being sold. IMHO, the reason why it has become a normal reaction is that things usually go into a user hostile direction when a capital /investment company buys a tech company and it’s product(s). In Threema‘s case, there is reason to believe that it will not go that way (see chaos.social/@dbrgn/1158867781) but the apprehensive reactions show that users have had negative experiences and learned from that.

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Not quite sure why but ‘EW’ just isn’t what I want a scented candle to smell like

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All we have are Mussolini cosplayers who can’t make the trains run on time, Rockefeller LARPers who can’t build a refinery, and Nikola Tesla tribute acts who’ve never shipped hardware. History will remember this as the age of the cover band. We are ruled by guys who watched a YouTube documentary about Napoleon and said “I could do that” but meant the hat.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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I did a little end-of-year googling and was shocked to discover I made the front page of HackerNews 3 times last year! Shocked because I only knew of one of them. It's very odd reading a conversation long after the window when you could have replied.

Note to self: The commenters on HackerNews are a bit odd....

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This is an important negative reality. It's also sustained by industry incentives—and the thing most likely to break it is a big company or two deciding it's bad business to network on a competitor's site. I am a fan of banning mean bsky account FlameTroll420, but that's not the tipping point.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gvzkdtsyo6acyy6vfnr7kexq/post/3mbop4j4uo22n

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LLMs are reshaping software dev. I don't buy "the end of software dev": Project ambition will grow dramatically.

Ancient Egyptians could build the Pyramids but not the Empire State Building.

Pre-LLM software will be viewed like we view the Pyramids.

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Good news story!

Switzerland said "no" to Palantir after 7 years of Palantir lobbying
Journalists FOIA'd and published this
Now other nations are looking into the extraordinary pressure and whether it might not be prudent to let a USA-aligned corp handle citizens' most private data (medical, tax, residence, assets, etc).

we must have made them very nervous, since lawmakers in Germany and UK are questioning the contracts. It is possible that authorities are hesitating to sign new contracts. So we have triggered something that they are starting this PR campaign against us (I don't remember another media company being mentioned on their blog).

All of this thread infosec.exchange/@adfichter/11 is encouraging! Now while the story is hot, it is a great time to email your local journos and ask if maybe your municipality, state/dept/province, or nation is being pressured to work with Palantir or other authoritarian-aligned corporations!

#GoodNews #news #Palantir #Switzerland

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Not present at the CCC #39c3 in Hamburg ( (sometimes I just need holidays from the tech insanity too 😊 😉 )... but very honored about the mentioning yesterday of our recent pieces of Republik Magazin and WAV Recherchekollektiv by the great Constanze Kurz (CCC and netzpolitik.org).

Just re-watched it now.

And the best moment was when the audience applauding for the fact, that Palantir wrote the first time a blogpost and statement as a response about an media article. And reacting with lots of efforts on our investigation. We also feel honored about this😄

We will continue our reporting on this topic. Just follow me, Republik.ch or WAV Recherchekollektiv. 😊

media.ccc.de/v/39c3-blackbox-p

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When you travel to either Japan or Korea, did you know you can get everything you need from Daiso?

- Skincare: Daiso
- Cosmetics: Daiso
- Clothing: Daiso
- Trinket: Daiso
- Toys: Daiso

Gifts: Not recommended, as Daiso's packaging often has the price printed directly on it, which can be awkward for gifting - and the fact that you literally spent less than $1 to $3.50 on a gift.

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anyone can cook by recipe, but what kind of person do you have to be to come up with one?

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specialist: "I have forty years of experience treating x"

second specialist: "first guy was super wrong, with critical consequences, unbelievable, cease this treatment immediately"

third specialist: "don't worry, 2nd specialist has thirty years experience treating x" (I Am Still Worried)

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