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@TheTootOfBob I'm here to chew gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of - oh how lovely of you to bring more gum

The term "virtual reality" has done head mounted displays a disservice. First-person perspective, total immersion, and motion can't be combined without motion sickness. In other words, motion can't be done in VR. If we want motion with HMDs we'll have to settle for less. This is not a technology problem but rather a game design problem

Did Le Corbusier have a single good idea? Every time he comes up I know some absolutely deranged idea is going to be discussed

@AdrianBowyer that looks like it hurts. Wonder if it's allowed in the rules, too

Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you've been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.

@trinsec Ah, the French... But I think they are already regularly made aware. It was the similarity between American dates and German number pronunciation that I find so amusing

Germans will make fun of the way Americans write dates but then go on to pronounce 365 as «three hundred, five and sixty». I feel like they deserve more bullying for this than they currently receive

I asked ChatGPT why I’m not successful with women. Does anyone know how to make it stop?

If history teaches us anything it’s that history never teaches us anything.

Socially awkward in the streets, also pretty awkward in the sheets

Grilled corn on the cob so good your spine telescopes through your skull and your body flays open like a blooming flower.

Thinking about enhancing the physical act of lovemaking with the liberal application of Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Pics to follow.

If you could change the world so there was no more war, disease or poverty but you would never be allowed to eat cheese again, which cheese would you destroy the world for?

@drq @brawaru Well, depends. Sometimes it's a "commoditize your complement" business decision. Sometimes it's a decision to collaborate with outsiders on non-core competencies. Most FOSS is contributed by companies who definitely don't care about FOSS ideology

‘Open source should not be about politics.’

MY DUDE. OPEN SOURCE IS LITERALLY POLITICS.

@PananaSplit meth amphetamin and a lot of masking.... or being yourself but lone-wolfing it through life until you find (/are found by) the one person who puts up with you and likes you even though you have no clue why

“You are a strong, beautiful woman” was not quite what the wife expected to hear me saying apparently, particularly as I was wearing her favourite lingerie and talking to a full-length mirror at the time.

I have to say, the IKEA security guards seemed kinda surprised, too.

Earth's human population recently reached 8 billion people.

Here's where they live.

Data visualization by Pietro Violo pietroviolo.com/

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