Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

how to keep men away

when you order a taco and you get this instead

can we just find and shoot people who spam the federated timeline with their bots

Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you've been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.

Alternate headline: 'abject dependence on authoritarian fossil fuels costs Germany 100 billion'

https://mas.to/@dw/109898166359839983
dw@mas.to - Ukraine war costs Germany's economy €100 billion

https://www.dw.com/en/ukraine-war-costs-germany-s-economy-€100-billion/a-64768176?maca=en-dipa_news_mstdn-34613-xml-mrss

#Ukraine #warinUkraine #Germany

I asked ChatGPT why I’m not successful with women. Does anyone know how to make it stop?

If history teaches us anything it’s that history never teaches us anything.

Socially awkward in the streets, also pretty awkward in the sheets

Grilled corn on the cob so good your spine telescopes through your skull and your body flays open like a blooming flower.

Thinking about enhancing the physical act of lovemaking with the liberal application of Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Pics to follow.

If you could change the world so there was no more war, disease or poverty but you would never be allowed to eat cheese again, which cheese would you destroy the world for?

‘Open source should not be about politics.’

MY DUDE. OPEN SOURCE IS LITERALLY POLITICS.

@PananaSplit meth amphetamin and a lot of masking.... or being yourself but lone-wolfing it through life until you find (/are found by) the one person who puts up with you and likes you even though you have no clue why

“You are a strong, beautiful woman” was not quite what the wife expected to hear me saying apparently, particularly as I was wearing her favourite lingerie and talking to a full-length mirror at the time.

I have to say, the IKEA security guards seemed kinda surprised, too.

Berlin Hbf. From perspectives you normally don’t get to see…

Earth's human population recently reached 8 billion people.

Here's where they live.

Data visualization by Pietro Violo https://pietroviolo.com/

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