Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

My 'Will not murder Prigozhin' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

Højt memepotentiale i denne her

Getting older is unironically liking Crocs

I’m just a guy, standing in front of a girl, asking her “but is it supposed to be that colour, doctor?”

if you get too annoyed at my posts, just remember

Establish dominance by telling someone you’re praying for them.

sometimes I worry

#CatsOfMastodon #MoggiesOfMastodon

David Solomon of Goldman Sachs is running the ultimate leadership test, can you be a leader while being unlikable?

On the one hand the stock price is up 50% since he became CEO in 2018. On the other, junior employees hate the expectation of 100 hour workweeks while execs cringe at the divorced guy energy of a 61 year old who DJs at Lollapalooza and brags about weekend sexcapades.

Bringing your whole self to work doesn’t work if the whole you is a jerk.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/david-solomon-goldman-sachs-profile.html

👮 Rent-a-cops fail in eviction attempt
🧳 Tourism not-quite pre-corona
📈 More of the 20% in Berlin

Today's 20 Percent!

https://www.20percent.berlin/p/203-evicted-by-thugs-rents-up-again

"In a pathological culture, crucial information about potentially damning errors or hazards is hoarded by those in power and often used as a weapon to silence critics. In a bureaucratic culture, emphasis is on policies, rules, and compliance where similar information is either unwelcome or ignored. And a generative culture is one oriented on performance, where potentially damaging information is welcomed and distributed to the right people to act on."

https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.adk1852

What idiot called them incontinence pants and not nappy ever after?

“Stop illegal cross-Channel migrants and their enablers”

Always leave a bit of porn on your computer in case you die. You don’t want people thinking you were a weirdo.

Zoom sales team reading the email from their CEO asking everyone to return to office.

A broken clock fixed by taping a working clock over it is a metaphor for every codebase you’ll encounter in your professional career as a software developer.

A caveman and a bear walk into a bar. The bartender says "Okay, what's your story?"

The caveman replies "Bear with me."

#dadjokes

Hearing Gen Z describing Mitch McConnell's accidental brain mutex just sends me.

"Grandpa's brain went into pajama mode a bit too soon."

"Father time closed one too many tabs."

"This aspiring corpse just got ghosted by their central nervous system."