turtlensue @turtlensue@qoto.org
Joined Nov 2022
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If you are new to Mastodon and need someone to follow a LOT of prominent Tweeters can be found here: https://journa.host/public/local
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Please help me get my followers up, folks.
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Me three weeks ago: man, it's great so many tech folks are here, but it's gonna be a nightmare to get (non-tech) journos over here too, and they drive so much of the discussion value on Twitter
Today: lmao, well
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I'm boosting to our baseball groups so folks on there can reach out.
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Baseball; Seattle Mariners: #TwitterMigration
⚠️ ATTENTION MARINERS MASTODON ⚠️
As the blue bird continues to implode and become less accommodating to anyone who isn’t a dyed-in-the-wool fascist, a reminder:
I built HitItHere.Cafe last month in anticipation of the migration Mariners fans needing a new home.
I love the community around our favorite team, and I’d love for this instance to grow it.
Please spread the word! GOMS
#Seattle #Mariners #GOMS #baseball #baseballmastodon #marinersmastodon
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RT @Osinttechnical@twitter.com
It appears that all automated flight tracking accounts utilizing open source data from @ADSBexchange@twitter.com have been banned from Twitter, including @RUOligarchJets@twitter.com.
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1603123643948613634
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I need to save this “notorious crime lord Elan Mollusk” tweet - pics from Epic’s Cat Ninja
https://twitter.com/stephaniekays/status/1334537266568581121?s=46&t=nPcFIv9Ko1mPA2bCykIr7A
@godpod I’m a former vaccine scientist with a dislike for anti vaxxers in COVID deniers. I come with facts and I hate illogical science deniers. PS can you send anti vaxxers like Kirstie Alley straight to hell? Thanks.
Please wear masks indoors now. Just found out a relative of mine is in ICU for COVID and bacterial pneumonia. Ugh.
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Madison Cawthorne won't read your "haha he's in a wheelchair" joke.
Donald Trump will never see your fat joke.
Joe Biden will never hear your jokes about his stutter.
Your friends will. Your friends with mobility aids. Your friends who aren't a size 0. Your friend with a speech impediment they've worked relentlessly to overcome.
If you want to make a joke about a politician/public figure, find something worth joking about. Ableism ain't it. Weight ain't it.
Examine the engine of your humor.
@swampudlian also nitwit musk thinks the DNC (who have no actually govt powers) asking for something to be not posted something that happens lots is some malevolent attempt at hindering free speech is laughable. But he’s inciting the crazies and I fear what’s gonna come of this.
6-year old boy misunderstands 1st Amendment
@swampudlian Apparantly what Twitter blocked was naked pictures of Hunter Biden. As the Lincoln Project put it- you don’t have a constitutional right to see Hunter Biden’s dick.
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Elon is now suspending accounts of anyone who criticizes him or his companies. Whatever happened to all those free speech warriors and why are they not outraged over this?
@swampudlian Only 24 hours? Amateur! 🤣🤣🤣
@swampudlian Geeze. Slow down Swampy. Lol. How long?
@swampudlian did I see the Nats are trying to “upgrade” by trading for a player, Candelario from that offensive juggernaut the Tigers? Lol. 🤣
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing highway to the manger zone.
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I am pretty sure that it would be pretty easy to implement a chatbot to replace 90% of NFL color commentators
