valleyforge @valleyforge@qoto.org

oh crap github has a trending page

github needs a trending page

And in our theory the question of whether we can “move through space” faster than light can then be thought of as becoming a question of whether there can exist a “space demon” that can find ways to do computations fast enough to be able to successfully “hack space"

https://writings.stephenwolfram.com/2020/10/faster-than-light-in-our-model-of-physics-some-preliminary-thoughts/

This is quite the article

@yarmo The fediverse's main flaw is the lack of a cool logo that can be put on laptop stickers

https://babylonbee.com/news/attempt-improve-user-experience-twitter-limits-posts-0-characters

clickbait "journalists" are the lowest form of human life

@alex there are lots of people who's heads will explode if they see this

@alex
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-as-part-of-his-new-trade-deal-trump-just-strong-armed-canada-into-taking-jim-carrey-back

If only.

@alex Is he a big star trek fan?

Mike rowe has a podcast. Honestly its not the best but for the fourth of july he read Patrick Henry's "Give me Liberty or Give me Death" speech. Its pretty great.

@alex Joe Rogan debates would be much better

@alex no kidding

@shebang spicy 45 colt

@wjmaggos "Ninety-nine in a hundred of what are called educated men are in this condition; even of those who can argue fluently for their opinions. Their conclusion may be true, but it might be false for anything they know: they have never thrown themselves into the mental position of those who think differently from them, and considered what such persons may have to say; and consequently they do not, in any proper sense of the word, know the doctrine which they themselves profess." - John Stewart Mills
I happen to be reading the section of On Liberty discussing freedom of speech

@laggard People.message("Ill do what I want");

https://notthebee.com/article/so-gucci-is-selling-a-2600-dress-for-men
Their michael scott gif at the end is accurate