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"The ranch I live on is managed by a nice guy named Brent. He only shoots at us pigs with Subsonic 300 Blackout. I appreciate that he gives us a sporting chance to survive. Up until recently the ranch manger and us Pigs had a sort of understanding; almost a treaty. We could eat as much of his crops as we wanted and occasionally we would let him use us for target practice. We don't really mind subsonic 300, it's quiet and it tickles when Brent hits one of us. Well, last week Brent broke the treaty. Now everyone I know is dead except Dalton, who should have been killed first. You see, Rancher Brent switched to subsonic 375 Raptor. I am so mad I am never eating Brent's crops again. I hate you 375 Raptor." - A Pig

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This company is trying to sell their custom caliber for hog hunting and at the bottom they have testimonials that are written from the perspective of the hogs
blackcollararms.com/375raptor/

I'm going to start doing duolingo again. I don't know if I'm ready for this kind of commitment

If I recall correctly, Texas currently has constitutional carry because we are under an emergency declaration

every ford raptor that doesn't have armor plating and a mounted M2 is not living up to it's full potential

How was I not aware IBM made M1 carbines during WW2

If the freezer starts to thaw Im going to throw all the meat I have on the grill and have a buffet

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The belief that some people having more than others is necessarily unfair is a childish view. Outcomes can't be unfair, only rules can be unfair and you can't judge rules based on their outcome

One of my favorite linguistic facts is that the modern word "bear" is not related to the proto-germanic word for bear. Instead it comes from an older word for the color brown because people were afraid that saying their word for "bear" would attract bears so instead they called them "the brown things" and eventually their word for brown became our word bear. The latin word for bear is ursa. It's possible that the original germanic word is similar to that.

So there's like ten jokes in the first five minutes of the movie Mean Girls that would absolutely not be allowed today

Dear Youtube: just keep putting random forgotten weapons videos in front of my face and I will continue watching.

Round nosed cast boolits are my aesthetic. I need to get some clear powder coat for these

I'll send this to people who want me to go in the ocean

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