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If I have to say something nice about php, the strings automatically filling in variables is pretty cool.

What would compel someone to make sausage without jalapenos and cheese?

It's been six months since I bought a muzzle loader and I still don't have it working well.

Lady at the bar: *obviously flirting with me*

My dumb ass the next day: I wonder if that lady was flirting with me?

Why would you use a sign language interpreter instead of captioning?

Youd think it would be hard to write non-deterministic code but all of my code seems to be non-deterministic.

I'd like to get some USB-C rechargeable AA batteries but all the ones I've seen have reviews that either say they don't output 1.5v or they don't use the USB-C spec and instead have fake USB-C charger cables included that use some other spec.

Are there any heartbeat monitoring watches that can export their data to csv?

I'm trying to learn how to use pycharm and i3 simultaneously. This may have been a bad idea.

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I may have just installed i3. This will be my second attempt at using a tiling window manager. Wish me luck

"optic height sights"
I'm old enough to remember when they were called "suppressor height"

A loophole is just a rule that I don't like.

I put new fuel injectors in my jeep so now I'm going to smell like gasoline for a week no matter how many showers I take.

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