valleyforge @valleyforge@qoto.org

Lol I noticed our website changed so I sent a slack "frontend testing in prod today" and the response from frontend was "oh shit thanks for letting us know"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZB9O24BEE

My favorite part of this video is that like half of the players have mullets

Wow when I was a kid if I had been as disrespectful to a judge as this prosecutor is being I would have been grounded forever

Wait the prosecutor actually tried to argue that "he played videogames so he must be a murderer".

forgotten weapons videos are posting earlier in the morning now because he lives in Arizona which doesn't use daylight savings time

How hard is it to include a "paste without formatting" apple.

The density of golf courses in the woodlands is hilarious

Lol spotify doesnt have a christmas genre, only a happy holidays genre

Remember the xbox kinect. I never got to try that thing

Oh god I hadnt gone roller skating in awhile and then I did like six miles yesterday now my back hurts and I have a shooting competiton this afternoon. Yay.

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-declare-victory-after-reducing-needless-spending-bill-to-just-a-trillion-dollars

Same here

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-vow-to-call-americans-racist-even-harder

Where's the satire?

I have no idea how google knows I dont drink. I never told it that so it just figured it out

I forgot how much of a workout rollerskating is

Other people: I put tape on my laptop webcam for privacy.

Me: If the KGB can get those damned device drivers working they're welcome to try

"Durr said he entered the race after being denied a concealed carry permit despite having a clean record."

Personal hero status confirmed

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/truck-driver-leads-nj-senate-president-after-spending-153-on-campaign/3030225/

This man is now my personal hero.

That most vile creature, the politician.