🧵"Twitter 2.0" is trending. I'm a foremost expert on this and let me tell you what you should do: quit, take the 3 month severance with your friends, and build the 2.0 version yourself. Musk will give up and buy your company in a couple years.
@ErrataRob “This is Elon. I’m in a meeting. If you want to stay employed, run down to the rite aid and buy me $500 in gift cards and take pictures. I don’t receive the gift cards, your employment is terminated.”