Isn't it weird when there's just a Hampton Inn in the middle of nowhere?
Like, someone's staying at the Hampton Inn, and not just because it's near someplace?
Imagine getting the whole family in the car: wife, kids, dog, and you triumphantly announce to them "We're going to the Hampton Inn™"
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@realmaxkeeble More likely, "oh, shit, it's 11 at night and Dave woke up and is crying and is going to wake the other kids up SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT oh, hey, a Hampton Inn, GET OFF THE HIGHWAY NOW."
