I want to try and dip those shitty eco-friendly paper straws in stearin to see what happens. Maybe they're nicer with a wax coating.

I mean, beeswax is eco-friendly? Why not dip straws in beeswax to make them water resistant?

@thor Maybe you should use a steel drinking container and pressurize it so you can just drink without a straw. When it's clean and dry, it should work well for cleaning electronics.