A man in a red suit has been arrested trying to enter Australia illegally. He was not actually in a boat, although the vehicle he was in looked remarkably like one. Although quite old, he was caught climbing on to roofs and dropping what looked like bombs down children's chimneys. He has been put in Villawood immigration detention centre and his animals have been placed in quarantine.
@Floyd You mean upside-down negates upside-down? Huh, fancy that!