There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.
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@MissingThePt Possible reporters' questions for L'il Mike:
"Have you HEARD of newspapers?"
"What colour are the walls in your cave?"
"Umm, is there an issue with your ability to read?"
"You 'haven't had time' to do much of anything. What do you do all day? Not Speakering obviously. Whole lotta wanking goin' on?"
@JamesHMcLaren @MissingThePt Can't be the wanking, his son would know. And MJ can't wank without porn, because he has no ability to imagine.