Shoutouts to the guy who started reversing up the left turn lane on a major divided highway to weave around 4 stopped cars to get into the straight travel lanes, messing up his angle of reverse and coming less than 3" from striking my side panel before my warning honks got him to slam on his brakes.

Having the audacity to yell "I know what I'm doing!" as he pulled forward and fixed his course to continue this ill advised maneuver was the icing on the cake.