fictional idealized employment environment
here's the tasks we need you to do. let me know if you need anything. don't worry about that other stuff we have people that manage it


actual employment environment
alright i'm gonna tell you a bunch of shit none of us actually mean. in reality we're gonna provide an environment that is just a smaller microcosm of the knife fight the company itself participates in. we're gonna need you to spend about ten percent of the time putting out fires and the other ninety peacocking over what few things you actually did.
wait what if i actually do the tasks, will i get a bonus?
no that's only for sales and C level executives. for you we'll just promote the best peacocker while you all compete to do the least amount of job without collapsing the company but most of you are retarded so you will keep putting in maximum effort even though we never reward it lol lmao