Incoming! Three alarm nothing burger! My privacy! My civil rights! Now that Proctor & Gamble knows I binge watch Jerry Seinfeld they’ll leverage this deep state intelligence to sell me toothpaste! Oh, the humanity! 
Different medium, different use case. I guarantee a court subpoena to my mastodon host would provide all the information required for a legal inquiry about my identity.
@SpinozasHeresy @themarkup says the guy who hides behind a handle and prefers anonymity