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Today on Cryptid Watch

The Brooko.

Brooko is the most southern of the Cryptids, except for Antarctic Pete. This is because Antarctic Pete lives on the Diego Ramirez Isles and chooses to be confusingly named.

Brooko is known for her love of animals, cryptid and non-cryptid alike. Her love for animals is second only to her love for goon bags and prawns. She can't help loving goon bags or prawns, though, because she is in Australia, or as it is better known 'The Really, Really, ReEEeeeAAally, Deep South'.

No one has ever seen the Brooko. There are stories of pictures, but most experts agree that those pictures are clever computer generated fakes.

You may wonder how we, at Cryptid Watch were able to find out about The Brooko when no one has ever seen Brooko.

To that we answer thusly: Brooko keeps a mailbox in the Great Barrier Reef that is administered by the underwater postal organization. We have been pen pals for years and think Brooko is fantastic.