Today on Cryptid Watch.
The Rid
The Rid is a mass of eyebrows and wings, which at first sounds really terrifying. The Rid, however, somehow makes it really quite cute. It is unknown if The Rid has ears, but if they did they'd be cute elfin things. That is an actual fact from your friends at Cryptid Watch.
The Rid lives in the space between hopes and dreams, right down the street from panic and near that nice lake that's murder-fantasy adjacent. Although we've never been invited into The Rid's house, at great personal disappointment to the staff here at Cryptid Watch, we suspect it is very much like a backwards, upsidedown, inside out gator carcass.
Just, you know, with solid wood floors and appropriate plush carpeting and at least one of those sofa pits. The comfy kind.
Much like a shark's teeth, The Rid's eyes are endless. What is really fascinating is that despite their raspberry flavor, they are terrible as breakfast muffins. This is in stark contrast to shark's teeth which DO make for excellent breakfast muffins when properly ground into tooth meal, at least.
Anyways, The Rid is a great Cryptid, and we really enjoy the time they take in the Fediverse.
And because we can't help saying it:
"Here's lookin' at you, Rid~" <3
@ridley We would like to make an editorial correction. We have been informed by The Rid themselves. They have informed us that they have no eyebrows and still haven't invited us in for tea.
@Surasanji tea does not exist in my home r̷̨̛̬̖̰̯̰̱̓̔̀̊̔̽̈́͊͊̈́̕ͅę̸̱̻̙̦̰̬̞̰̲̖͍̈́͐̓̆͘ͅa̸̗͛̎̑̽̅̀͛̐̐̚͜l̶̤̘̦̙̝̩̤̀̇́͛̃̂̀͒̎͒͝͠ṃ̵͈͗̔̉͑̈́̄͝
@Surasanji a great episode though I must correct a few things. I have a grand total of zero eyebrows and the gator is just one of my summer homes