According to my morning news, Matel just released a line of gender neutral Barbie dolls. In true gender neutral fashion, they still look like poorly dressed men and women. Well, at least they got it right, the gender neutral aspect is basically just some crap clothes and an arbitrary label on the box.

We're doomed. We're fucking doomed.
How the hell did we go from doing cool shit like inventing computers and landing on the moon to having no idea what send and gender we are? I think we've handed over our crown of most intelligent life on Earth to dolphins.