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@Giyadas Ma'am, I am a reporter of the truth. I refuse to neglect my journalistic integrity for anything less than a cash money bribe.
@Giyadas Hah, another one. Okay. Time to sit through this again while my Jewish Israeli coworkers all wonder why I'm watching clips of a dude playing Hitler on repeat at work.
@Giyadas I did rather like the part where he's like 'Eva Braun is going to get a mastectomy and now I need to be gay'.
@Giyadas I'm a laugh to keep from crying sort of guy anyways.
@Giyadas Gooooold.