@root you cannot leave. It's been decided by the fates
@ItsJenNotGabby @root Toast has never led you wrong before. Best to trust her.
@Surasanji @ItsJenNotGabby [imagining toast jumping onto a shaky plant on the third story forcing me to rush downstairs while i picked up a confused idiot and when she jumped a fence into my neighbor's yard and i had to have my only interaction with this confused man who was just asked to simply go into his back yard because i knew it would terrify toast into jumping back over] wow true
@root @ItsJenNotGabby you're never going to let that go, huh? Jeez, Elle. She's trying her best! You wouldn't do as well as Toast if you were in her situation, that is: Thumbless and illiterate.
@root @ItsJenNotGabby my cat is also a beautiful and fierce coward.
@root @ItsJenNotGabby this is the only picture I have on my work computer. She always looks worried.
@Surasanji @root omggg she's so concerned for you.
@ItsJenNotGabby @root she knows what a hot mess I am, but loves me anyways.
@Surasanji @ItsJenNotGabby omggg she looks like you just said the worst thing to her lmao
@Surasanji @ItsJenNotGabby she's my daughter and i will never discredit my love for her curiosity and immense fear. especially when they coincide.