If you were in charge of the transporter and you didn't like someone, you could leave them to drop from like 10 feet off the ground and just be like, yah, I dunno, damn thing's on the fritz.
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@the_etrain Or switch the hands and feet for comedic effect. Or maybe put the head on backwards, like in Spaceballs!
@admitsWrongIfProven @the_etrain Inside of you there are two wolves. Sorry about that; transporter is on the fritz.