I was waiting for a Lyft and the driver approached from the opposite side of the street and then abruptly crossed over into oncoming traffic to pick me up from my side so, if I die, I want everyone to know that I love all of you and please say nice things about me in my funeral home's online guestbook.
Consider this an invitation to write your eulogy about me now because I'd honestly prefer to read it before I’m dead (as long as it's nice).
🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U
