Imagine the scene... you're out for a walk in the woods with Cletus Junior,
You put your camo pack down in the grass for a couple of minutes to breastfeed him with the tactical MRE junior chest plate delivery system, and when you're done you look for the camo bag....and can't see it anywhere. 🤣

I guess dads can’t have fun things without their masculinity being challenged 😬 This is why most men are not in fact ok.