Creating websites is turning out to be frustrating and hard what if I learned to make Linux kernel modules

I have been very seriously wondering about patching the Linux kernel so that instead of blinking the caps lock light at kernel panic time it instead blinks out the kernel panic message in Morse code

@mcc use the caps lock light as a serial port. hook a serial cable up to the caps lock pins. solder to the ram chips and dump them manually. throw your computer in the lake