Neuralink: You cool if we surgically implant this chip in your head even though we don't know the risks or side effects?

Patient: Yeah, go for it.

Neuralink: Holy shit, you're still alive? That's unexpec... I mean what are you going to do with this new tech in your brain.

Patient: Probably just stay up all night playing computer games like normal but without touching the mouse.

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@FantasticalEconomics did you miss the part about the patient being a quadriplegic?

"Arbaugh explained that he had largely given up on playing Civilization 6 prior to having the surgery, as he needed ”complete help” from a friend in order to play, and the time intensive nature of the game had made prolonged play sessions untenable."

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