The new gas chambers are so wild.

First, you PAY $20.
I know, sounds crazy right?
Paying to get exterminated.

But then when you're inside of the gas chamber, a computerized voice asks you if you're sure you want to die, and you have to say "Yes".

What if you say "no"? It just opens up and you get out, end of story. You even get your $20 back.

But then you go back to your life, back to Reddit, back to thinking about your life, what you are, what you've become, and sooner or later, you come back.