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I'm thinking this could be an excellent Clarke and Dawe style
(e.g. The Front Fell Off and other classics https://www.youtube.com/@ClarkeAndDawe/videos ) comedy bit.
"And why is it all right that Elon Musk gets 10 million dollars a minute, for doing nothing?"
"Well, Brian, you have to understand, he deserves that 10 million dollars a minute, because he's the one taking all the risk!"
"And what risk might that be?"
"Well, Brian, obviously, the risk of NOT making 10 million dollars a minute. Making only, say 8 million dollars a minute, or in the worst case only two or three million!"