"Why did Constantinople get the works?
That's nobody's business but the Turks!"
TIL that that song, made recently famous by TMTG in the 90's, first appeared in flippin' 1953, from a band known as The Four Lads.
(YouTube Music has it, and it's very good IMHO!)
I had not seen that until today; thank you! :)
@ceoln It always makes me think of the show Bunheads.