How often do you change the batteries in something?

Let's say a new ice cream parlor opens near the Pentagon. What flavors do they serve?

-Strongberry
-Meritochocolatey
-Assaulted Caramel
-Better Pecan
-Maple Warnut
-Peanut Cluster Munitions
-Mint Chocolate Battlechip

and don't miss the low-calorie versions of these flavors on the officer's menu!

Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

Recently, President Trump, regarding the war with Iran, said, "Look, for 47 years, no president was willing to do what I’m doing, and they should have done it a long time ago. It would have been a lot easier. There’s no president that wanted to do it. And yet every president knew. I’ve spoken to a certain president, who I like, actually, a past president, a former president. He said, ‘I wish I did it, I wish I did,’ but they didn’t do it. I’m doing it."

Representatives of the four other living presidents (Clinton, Bush, Obama, Biden) deny that Trump had contact with any of them recently. However, the press has missed one living former president: Trump 45. I believe this is the former president that Trump spoke to. It solves everything!

apnews.com/article/trump-iran-

"...one catches the
spark of love from one who loves." -Augustine, "Confessions"

When I was a kid, you had to wear green on St. Patrick's Day or people would pinch you.

How do you celebrate (or mark or commemorate or not) St. Patrick's Day?

You are a human, not an animal. You are not a slave to your instincts.

You don't have to be angry to be effective.

I wish Trump had waited until I filled my lawnmower gas cans before attacking Iran.

I had this thought while pouring my raisin bran this morning. Compare and contrast: "juicy dried fruit" and "dried Juicy Fruit."

Happy birthday to Michelangelo, artist who inspired comics, cartoons, action figures, films, and other products (although I suspect he looked less like a turtle than how he is portrayed in media).

I would really, really like to see a coherent statement of Trump's goals for the Iran war. When can we be done?

Is Epstein Island for sale? I bet it would be a great place for Ingen to build a wildlife resort.

American culture is notably individualistic. However, the American Christian must not forget our responsibility to care for others.

From the years 1975-2025, there has not been a year without war (either international or civil).

Happy year of the Fire Hose! the Fair Horse! the Fir House! the Fur Hearse!

Fine. Celebrate whatever you want.

dclr42 boosted

25 years ago today, Bad_CRC posted the primordial meme video "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" on Newgrounds.

In honor of this important anniversary, I downloaded the original Flash SWF file from Internet Archive, played it using Ruffle in a full-screen window, and replaced the audio with the original MP3 of "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" by The Laziest Men on Mars. So this is probably the highest fidelity encoding possible, without going back to the original forum GIFs.
jwz.org/b/yk3i

He's thinking of changing his name to Martin Gras.

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