gotta go fast

this is now my SHITPOSTING STRESS RELIEF thread of the day, get ready for a massive thread of me shitposting as I blast through caffeine and Serious Business words

eating way too many dessicated chickpea snack things while consuming way too much caffeine

consuming a desert and an oasis simultaneously

I am made of beans

chickpeas made me gay

I don't drink alcohol but I am currently drinking some sparkling tea with hops in it, it's pretty good

It has the only part I like about beer: bitterness

"Christine we need your infodumping skills"

I thought you'd never ask