l'empathie mécanique @dpwiz@qoto.org
- Monad m
- m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b
- Previously
- https://mastodon.social/@dpwiz
- Making games
- https://haskell-game.dev
- Games made
- https://icrbow.itch.io
Toots as he pleases.
Joined Apr 2022
Now that every PC ~and their dog~ has had USB-C/USB3 ports for a while It is strange that we can’t use it for direct connection easily and still have to bounce link off some noisy channel first.
Like, come on, the devices are sitting next to each other. With a single symmetric cable we could be having secure 5Gb+ connections right away! 
Meanwhile, estradiol-powered von-neuman catgirls probes
send purr requests on mewhub
My, the times are fast now. It’s been only a year, and we already have the art style of vintage neural images.
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gonna start calling SQL queries "database shaders"
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🐃 #RFC9498: The #GNU Name System
https://lists.gnu.org/archive/html/info-gnunet/2023-11/msg00000.html
congratulations and thanks you to all involved. urn:ietf:rfc:9498
#DNS #NLnet https://nlnet.nl/project/GNS/ @nlnetlabs @NGIZero @EC_NGI #@djb #@Stallman
via https://lobste.rs/s/0hga6k/rfc_9498_gnu_name_system
¹ https://mro.name/axfh62x
Is this a “not all men” redirect? 
https://nitter.cz/AISafetyMemes/status/1722611431470752059
Okay Google, who art in cloud,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
the power and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen 🙏
Something is really, thoroughly, horribly broken with this world.
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@omgubuntu I’m yet to see a resource monitor that shows CPU usage on a something like a spectrogram.
Separate windows make it difficult to gauge system load.
Line charts are too noisy, making it difficult too.
Let each core have its own track, but make them correlated in time.
Despite being built in the 1960s without the aid of computers, it remains to this day the fastest air-breathing manned aircraft ever constructed.
… this was a 21th-century performer delivered in the early 1960s
The aircraft went from idea to service in 20 months.
Excuse me… the fuck?.. 
https://blog.codinghorror.com/why-objects-suck/
The comment section there is as hypersaline, as you might expect.
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@haskman Reading another monad tutorial? How about running a monad emergency drill!
TFW a stationary bandit declares mobilization
Kids born in 2020s would be known as Gen-S.
For all the enshittification happened during the time.
Sorry kids.
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Pickling: The really obvious missing feature of all web browsers https://chrisdone.com/posts/browser-pickling/
Kirchhoff’s abstraction law
The algebraic sum of leaks in a network of abstractions in implementation is zero.
We’ll have to wait and see how well this strategy works for RISC-V, because instruction fusion requires the fused instructions to be adjacent. Compilers will have to arrange instructions to make this possible.
Cries in Itanium.
- Monad m
- m a -> (a -> m b) -> m b
- Previously
- https://mastodon.social/@dpwiz
- Making games
- https://haskell-game.dev
- Games made
- https://icrbow.itch.io
Toots as he pleases.
Joined Apr 2022
