Check FAKIN mate
@dv8 I 'm unable to comprehend your humour. Please rephrase.
@spaei Well, at first I thought it was a response to someone about chess, but your toot didn't show any context. It probably still is about chess, but hey, maybe it isn't. Maybe it's a new product about self gratification with a nifty cool name, like Fakin Mate. So perhaps this is a advert for this wizbang new self gratification device. Check FAKIN mate, only 4 easy payments of $49.95. When the product arrives, it's an instruction sheet only how to use ones hand properly for self gratification.
As an aside, sometimes I also don't get my own #jokes. 
@dv8 You must be an amazing human being.
@spaei unstable equillibrium is a perfect name for my Amish Punk band! 🎸
@spaei That's exactly how to Amish Punk! 🎻
@dv8 A perfectly humane, natural unstable equillibrium.