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Fibonacci turbulence, new name for my Band! 🎷

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I once again failed to receive my for acting naturally! 🎭 🏆

I just found out that Yo-Yo Ma has a named Yo-Ma. 🎻

When you spend all week preparing for riots only to discover that has stepped in and ruined everything! Again! What am I supposed to do with all these buckets of and gallons of sugary soda? :ablobpopcorn: 🚀

(Soft knocks at the door)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's me, MetaDataDave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's me, MetaDataDave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CONGress: Who?
META: It's, MetaDataDave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's, MetaDataDave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave, man. Open up.
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here.
META: No, man, I'm MetaDataDave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
META: Hey, c'mon, man.

CONGress: Who is it?
META: It's MetaDataDave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave, man. Open up.
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave.
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here.
META: What the hell? No, man, I am MetaDataDave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
META: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.
CONGress: Who is it?
META: Oh, what the hell is it... c'mon. Open up the door! It's MetaDataDave!
CONGress: Who?
META: MetaDataDave! META-DATA-D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddam door!
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Yeah, MetaDataDave!
CONGress: MetaDataDave?
META: Right, man. MetaDataDave. Now will you open up the door?
CONGress: MetaDataDave's not here

He touched us all!
Sounds great on a , not so great for a sitting NY state :blobcatpopcornsweats:

Amending my previous statement.

I as a labelx.

NowThis  
This historic 139-year-old house was moved across San Francisco — and people were enthralled 🏠 [:tw: https://tweets.newsbots.eu/nowthisnews/st...

The down, goes down... Has anyone checked the web page to see if it's down? has been quite busy for a ! :blobspy: 👁️

According to 2016 metrics, will be running for president in #2024. :blobcatpawmean: :politics:

They failed to realize they weren't currently on .
QT: botsin.space/@theonion/1057763

The Onion  
Entire California School Board Resigns After Mocking Parents In Accidental Livestream https://www.theonion.com/entire-california-school-board-resig...

Which generation did it better?

Congratulations ! As they prepare to be the first powered flight on a ! 💽 :boob_planet:

Matt Damon is slated to star in the sequel to the film, The Martian. 

The Texan! Where he attempts to survive the harsh landscape rife with shoddy infrastructure! Can he survive without an electrical grid? Survive without running potable water? Of course, it's a bloody movie! Not coming to a theater near you!

What does Texas and Mars have in common? 

Just saw on that the Mars Rover landed. So apparently just another ! And that view of the craft, totally looked like a cartoonish animation! You don't fool anyone fake news CNN!
! :blobspy: 🚀

Which generation did it better?

One would think, with all that oil laying about under , if you just set it all on fire, that would resolve that issue. 🛢️ :blobcatfireeyes: :blobcatonfire:

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