and #Eurovision begins!
dude with the sunglasses is clearly their version of Bez from the Happy Mondays #eurovision
the usual very strong clothing game going on in the flag parade #eurovision
Pro tip: check out the Popbitch guide to all the acts, which is dead useful, at https://popbitch.com/Gr56ann17y/uploads/2023/05/The-Popbitch-Guide-To-Eurovision-2023.pdf
hey, there's a "rest of the world" vote for #eurovision? So all you lot who aren't here in Europe (or the half-dozen non-European places which are inexplicably in Eurovision anyway) can still vote? Nice. Get stuck in when votes open!
OK, first entry is Austria, which is seemingly about being possessed by the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe, and it is bobbins. This does not bode well for the competition #eurovision
I thought this was going to be a sort of jazzy Nina Simone number from Portugal and it is not *at all*. #eurovision
Excuse me, I think you'll find I'm actually DEEP and MEANINGFUL, ACTUALLY, says the Swiss #eurovision entry, presumably fresh off his busy schedule of sitting in coffee shops holding an Albert Camus book he hasn't read in the hope of attracting a partner
I would be more impressed with the little "wrap a scene around a tiny world" VFX at the end of each #eurovision "postcard" if Captain Disillusion hadn't been quite so snarky about it in a recent video
Poland you are *rubbish*. This is like if you asked ChatGPT to produce a #Eurovision entry. It's *utterly* generic, as is your set dressing. Nul points. Nul, I say. What's Polish for "no points, try harder"?
