I just found a spider in my house and we had a nice long conversation. Went something like this: "
Me: Aww hey little guy, how ya doin?
spider:: ::wiggle wiggle::
me: Yea me too, one of those days. You a little lost, not too many bugs around here for ya.
spider: ::jostles his fangs::
me: yea I thought so, let me try to give you a hand. ::lifts up the container he is on to bring it outside::
spider ::jumps on me then immediately onto the carpet::
me: Woa, its ok, im sorry. I'm sure you know what your doin! Feel free to hang out in a corner somewhere, my home is your home! Let me know if you need anything ::walks away::
spider ::wiggles butt in approval and walks away::