@freemo how many brain cells would this creature have to process the trauma?
If I was the first to ever poop, it would take me at least a month. But they have way fewer brain cells than me, so I can only assume it would take a few trillion years or so
@nus Probably not very many.. but I assure you what few brain cells it had were very confused :)
@freemo "I'm going to my grave with this one" - the first amoeba
@nus hahaha Someone needs to do a comic about the first amoeba :)