Keep that dial-up modem
Online!

Though fiber may be better
I want touch tones forever 🔈
It's ringing so hang on for the ride 🚗

That carrier I'm missin'
Beeps and squeals and hissin' 🐍
Call waiting interrupting my line 📞

Plug 'em in! 🔌
Hook 'em up! ↩️
Load 'em up! 💾
Log 'em on! 🔲
Type 'em in! ⌨️
Dial 'em up! ☎️
ONLINE! 🖥️

by Matthew Sparby @Cloudscout
(emoji added by FreeSchool)

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