@MissingThePt Knowing him his first solution will be Optimus carrying a machine gun, then he will backtrack after an outcry and claim it was all a joke.

Then he will offer to donate 200 Cybertrucks to Minutemen but then it will become evident that Tesla cannot produce 200 Cybertrucks.

Then he'll make a marijuana joke that only he finds funny.

Then he'll marry a stripper he met at the Mexico border.

After a while, it will transpire she is an illegal immigrant and then becomes anti-border and pro-immigration of all sorts.

Until he gets divorced after 6 months at which point joins the Minutemen but even those guys think he's too much of a weirdo and kick him out of their sad and pathetic cosplay group.

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