**Christmas gift pickles** This was a pickle kit that uses the brine method, which is the same as sauerkraut. In the background is the mandolin, nicknamed **Vlad the Impaler**. It has caused much blood. Now, the rule is to not go within 3 ft of it without the cut-proof gloves. These are a cheap ammie thing, with stainless steel threads. Much to the dismay of my cut fingertip, the 'safety' holder is useless.
Before you all ask, the rubber things are there for one of 3 reasons.
1. So the baby can pick up a jar and chug the brine.
2. Pickling 'Free the Nipple'
3. It's a one-way valve for fermentation, and X razor cut.