Reminder to always wipe a device before you hand it over to IT. The amount of Schofieldan things I have seen which are "unwise but not illegal" are stupendous.

@fesshole Both the hard drive *and* the keyboard please.

Some keyboards are the breeding ground for multiple new lifeforms. 🤢

@mahryekuh @fesshole I was once allocated a PC at a new multinational client of which the keyboard was so hideously encrusted that IT took it away from me and recycled it as soon as I very gently asked them to actually look at it.