I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.
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I am the foremost world expert in digging holes and getting trapped inside them. Ah, the stories I could tell you! You would dig all of them. Full of suspense, darkness, tall walls and dampness. Yeah, you got me: I am the most boring person In the world!
